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There is a lot of VP talk going around. Trendy City officially endorses the Cabrini Green Kid Michael Evans
During the 1970's Michael "the militant midget" Evans from Chicago's Gold Coast Cabrini Green housing projects protested against institutionalized racism in the Chicago educational and political system. The first protest was against the Chicago Public Schools at Wlison Elementary School where Mr. Evans cited racially biased testing in favor of white students. The latter was against Chicago's City Hall and its anti black law enforcement hiring practices in the Chicago Police Department. He also participated with mother Florida Evans in stopping gang violence on Chicago's North Side after being threatened to join the Junior War Lords. The militant midget was also embroiled in his own religious scandal when father James Evans won the numbers twice in one day believing his as well as the Evans family's good luck is attributed to older brother JJ "Kid Dyn-o-mite" Evans' art gallery contest painting of Black Jesus. Unfortunately the Gold Coast political hopeful's future for a possible presidential campaign was later derailed, like so many CTA EL trains, when he recorded a dance album in the 1980's. The Cabrini Green kid was recently seen at the 2006 BET Awards where he was joined by his brother formerly mentioned, sister Thelma "Dookie Booty" Evans and downstairs neighbor Penny "Stomach Mumps" Jackson. In conclusion, Barack Obama's vice presidential running mate shouldn't be Hillary Clinton by default, popular vote or super
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